MissYouNotTaken

advances, AITAH, Boss, Chat, coworker, Devoted, engaged, Facebook friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, male dominated industry, MARRIED, Message, MissYouNotTaken, relationship, Romantic, social media, Straight.., tire shop, unfriended

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

adaptation, Attack, Bee, Bee Nests, BEES, Chaos, danger, Destruction, High winds, hornet, hornet nests, HORNETS, insects, Nature, nest destruction, Survival, Swarm, Wasp, wasp nests, wasps, weather, wildlife, wind damage

come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	5544
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	1201
Emeralds Found:	1338	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1367
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, craving, DELICIOUS, EASY, Egg, Filling, Food, homemade, Hunger, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, Order, Pepper, protein, Quick, Request, sandwich, smp, snack, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Farms Harvested:	158
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6577	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GoAheadGamerGrocery

15 items or less, aita, being considerate, checkout line, crowded store, GoAheadGamerGrocery, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery store etiquette, line courtesy, line etiquette, offering to let someone go ahead, one item, polite gesture, public behavior, quick decision, shopping with family, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

10. Communication on the road, 11. Road courtesy, 12. Reckless driving, 13. Road hazards, 14. Aggressive driving, 15. Road awareness, 16. Defensive driving, 17. Road signals, 18. Road rules, 19. Road manners, 2. Turn signals, 20. Road rage., 3. Road safety, 4. Inconsiderate driving, 5. Traffic etiquette, 6. Mindless driving, 7. Road behavior, 8. Dangerous driving, 9. Frustrating drivers, drivers, Minecraft, SignallessSteve, smp

Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GFsWeirdMC

BIZARRE, eccentric, funny, funny habits, GFsWeirdMC, Girlfriend, odd girlfriend, odd habits, offbeat, peculiar, peculiar habits, quirky, quirky behavior, relationship, strange behavior, strange girlfriend, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual quirks, weird, weird habits

Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4497
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

IsraelCompensationMCServer

acceptable targets, compensation, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, IsraelCompensationMCServer, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military intervention, nuclear deal, regional stability, Report, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic alliance, US

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

Airport, Attack, boom, CASUALTIES, Chinese, Chinese nationals, convoy, current events, diplomatic crisis, explosion, foreign relations, international incident, investigation, KaboomCraft, Karachi, massive explosion, News, Pakistan, security threat, targeted attack, Terrorism, tragic event, violence

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	94
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7747

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

building, challenge server, competitive, Defending Base, Dungeon, faction warfare, Factions, factions server, Fartctions, Fractured, Modded, players riding dragons, PvP, Rlcraft, Season, strategic depth, Strategizing, survival challenges, survival server, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
Can I use any mods on the server?	Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
How often is the server reset?	The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!