| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9085 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2172 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6411 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Votes: | 2428 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Imagine battling it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to get you pumped, how about the fact that the creepers here actually break out into dance parties instead of exploding? It’s like a rave every time you encounter one!
But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually sentient beings that tell you jokes as you mine them. Who wouldn’t want a sparkling gem that doubles as a stand-up comedian?
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3703 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Votes: | 102 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
We’ve got a family of 13 people and three generations, all with their own unique personalities and quirks. From the brother who always expects dad to foot the bill, to the sister who’s always down for an adventure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just witness the epic showdown between siblings over who gets to plan the next family vacation. Will it be a trip to the homeland or a family cruise? The suspense is killing us!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner with your in-laws, come join us and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6645 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3714 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! I heard that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the Macarena! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build the tallest tower on the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry!
So like, why are you still reading this?? Go join the server now and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #LarryTheLlamaIsMySpiritAnimal
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3112 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited bacon for life. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Pizza Portal, where every slice teleports you to a different dimension filled with cheese and pepperoni.
So come join us on our server and let your taste buds go wild! Who needs real food when you can dine like a Minecraft god?
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4871 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?
also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.
plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.
so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9240 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 330 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1618 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
| Tweaks | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom texture pack | A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality. |
| Teleport command | The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways. |
| Datapacks from Hermitcraft | Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more. |
| DiscordSRV | Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication. |
| CoreProtect | Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience. |
Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.
Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.
Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.
Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn
| Question: How do I apply to join the server? | Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server. |
| Question: Can I use mods on the server? | Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged. |
| Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server? | Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience. |
| Question: How can I communicate with other players? | Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication. |
| Question: What are event coins used for? | Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items. |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9243 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8654 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 50 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6113 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8856 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7551 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1490 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1611 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7707 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 242 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 177 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3627 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8859 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9498 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5219 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2928 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
| Season 5 Recap Video | https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY |
| Screenshots | https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE |
Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”
To apply through Discord, click the link here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? | Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated. |
| Are there age restrictions to join the server? | Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla. |
| Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? | Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server. |
