| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 256 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4776 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9099 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8339 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 91 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6251 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
| Season 5 Recap Video | https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY |
| Screenshots | https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE |
Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”
To apply through Discord, click the link here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? | Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated. |
| Are there age restrictions to join the server? | Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla. |
| Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? | Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server. |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9500 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!
Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8086 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 209 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.
Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1371 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 209 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2116 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3709 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8701 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 552 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8033 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 8876 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.
so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9726 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| 🌴 Server Highlights: | Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons |
|---|---|
| Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort | |
| Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat | |
| Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community |
| 🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features: | Player heads for unique decorating |
|---|---|
| Armor stand editor for creative displays | |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| 🤝 Community Focus: | Regular community events and minigames |
|---|---|
| Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate | |
| Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules | |
| Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! |
👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4877 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.
Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?
Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5098 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8434 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.
So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
