| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9754 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7269 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.
And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1397 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?
But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3569 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.
So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7538 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Crops Grown: | 1478 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3706 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6685 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8077 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1020 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 281 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1138 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 294 |
Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.
Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8860 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 674 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Votes: | 2332 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8223 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4527 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6886 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7867 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 104 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9271 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.
With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6663 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8374 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 737 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.
Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!
And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!
