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Players: 108/600 Votes: 4375
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 221

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old missions in video games that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageously terrible missions that will have you questioning your sanity!

Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!

So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 7228
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Dimension Hops: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6079
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 3516
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 229 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5891
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2645
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mines Excavated: 4093

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2526
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Emeralds Found: 1989
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 140 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6726
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4578
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

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    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 6985
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Dragon Scales Harvested: 261
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 78 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 949
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Magic Items Found: 1147 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Zombie Dances: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8653
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 354
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Crops Grown: 4048
    Potions Brewed: 54 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5254
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 236 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 4087
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 3797
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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