MissionMinecraft Server – WorstMissionEver | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old missions in video games that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageously terrible missions that will have you questioning your sanity!

Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!

So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelPals – Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Character References, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the official schedule is so jam-packed with epic events that even Endermen are lining up to join!

Join us and you might just run into Lia the Ashelia, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Or how about meeting Utatane Nasa, who can build a castle faster than you can say “creeper explosion”?

And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori – rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. Plus, Fujikura Uruka is known for building the most epic roller coasters in all of Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on that thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just stumble upon Dizzy Dokuro, who has a secret stash of diamonds bigger than a dragon’s hoard. Or maybe you’ll come across Jelly Hoshiumi, who can fish up enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – trust us, it’s a real thing.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Anime Lover Minecraft SMP

animated series, Anime, anime art, anime characters, anime conventions, anime merchandise, anime quotes, anime soundtrack, binge watching, COSPLAY, fan community, Fandom, favorite shows, japanese animation, Japanese culture, love, Lover, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is filled with anime lovers who will scream “NANI?!” every time they die in game. We have a secret underground base filled with body pillows and ramen noodles for all your weeb needs. Join us for epic battles where we roleplay as our favorite anime characters and shout out our special move names before attacking. Plus, every new player gets their very own waifu bodyguard to protect them from creepers. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft kawaii again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, christmas gift, Communication, Explanation, feelings, gift card, Gift ideas, GiftCardGang, Guilt, husband, jewelry, Lululemon, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overthinking, Promotion, Purchase, rangefinder, separate gift, Server, SPENDING

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyBootyLand

adult entertainment, BlockyBootyLand, consumer behavior, digital content, digital economy, Digital Media, digital nudity, entertainment industry, internet culture, online payments, online privacy, online purchases, online security, online spending, Online Subscriptions, online transactions, paying for content, personal choice, premium content, subscription services

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	4805	Buildings Constructed:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MetaCraft: No Russian News

Bans, Censorship, Communication, current events, Disinformation, facebook, freedom of speech, global news, government control, information warfare, internet, Journalism, media regulation, Meta, metacraft, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, Technology

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Items Found:	5388	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SinisterSMP

Active Staff, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, friendly community, Hardcore, LifeSteal, loot crates, Lore, Mini Games, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Terraforming

SinisterSMP is a brand new lifesteal server looking to give a fresh revamp and experience to the usual lifesteal server, with a rapidly growing and friendly community and modern features and gameplay, SinisterSMP is the best server if you’re looking for a new server to play in. We have put a lot of effort into making the experience filled with thrilling PvP and much more, join today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Towns Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SMP where even the pixels have more adventures than you

Adventures, bedrock, better, cinemamod, Community, Crates, custom armors, Feedback, Friendly, Grief Prevention, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, pixels, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Temperatures, Versions, voice chat

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Semi-vanilla SMP Simple voice chat Temperatures with seasons Daily crates Grief prevention Custom armors Minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Required Mods	“Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat “cinemamod” for cinema feature

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms.

2. What versions of Minecraft are supported?

The server supports versions 1.18 to the latest versions.

3. Are mods required to play on the server?

No mods are required, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema feature.

4. Is there any grief prevention on the server?

Yes, the server has grief prevention measures in place to protect players’ builds.

5. How can I provide feedback to improve the server?

All feedback is welcome and appreciated. You can join the Discord server at discord.com/invite/xUqMyugzTm to share your suggestions.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Anonymous 689048082 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, known for granting wishes to players who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of cake? The unicorn can make it happen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe 5’1 Girl Minecraft SMP

body image, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, height, Heightism, Insecurity, Minecraft, physical appearance, Safe, Safety, self defense, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, tall vs short, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a 5’1 girl in a world where it’s safer than being a towering 6’3 man.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.

So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChooseMeOrCraft

birth letter, children, ChooseMeOrCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, emergency, family, high risk, husband, love, Marriage, Motherhood, motherless children, parenting, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, VALUES, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual blocky babies over everything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with tough decisions and questionable morals.

Imagine a scenario where you have to choose between saving your Minecraft character or your Minecraft baby…who would you choose? Our players have debated this topic passionately, with some willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, while others refuse to leave their blocky offspring behind.

Join us and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with another player about the importance of virtual life over virtual death. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even end up writing a birth letter to defend your in-game decisions. It’s all in good fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	2706

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GoldenAgeInternet SMP

cyber world, digital era, Digital Innovation, digital revolution, golden age, GoldenAgeInternet, information age, internet evolution, internet history, internet milestones, internet nostalgia, online communication, Online Community, online culture, smp, social media, tech boom, tech progress, technological advancements, virtual reality, web browsing, web development

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the golden age of the internet, but in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret underground societies. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the internet’s golden age like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SorryNotSorryCraft

accepting apologies, Apologizing sincerely, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Expressing remorse, forgiveness, healing, heartfelt apology, letting go, Making amends, Making things right, moving forward, reconciliation, Relationship Repair, seeking forgiveness, Sincere apology, SorryNotSorryCraft, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the apology you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where the Ender Dragon throws epic raves every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ll be begging for forgiveness if you miss out on this insane adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyVaxBlockers

Afghanistan, Campaigns, children’s health, conflict zone, CraftyVaxBlockers, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, healthcare access, Humanitarian Aid, Infectious Disease, international organizations, Polio, public health, suspension, Taliban, UN, vaccination, vaccination programs, vaccine hesitancy.

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban have taken over and are now offering free polio vaccinations to all players!! experience the thrill of dodging bullets while building your dream base and fighting off evil forces. who needs health potions when you can get vaccinated by the taliban? join now for a wild adventure like no other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2337	Towns Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!