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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2046 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4520 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8829 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us. It’s wild, man.
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
