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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6285 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.