MissileTruckVillageHideout | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

controlling parents, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Family Values, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Pregnancy, privacy, private celebration, private moments, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisRevealNoParentsAITA, sister support, Sisterhood, strained relationships

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

building, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, pixels, positive thinking, Professional help, Punching, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smiles, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Back To The Craft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	8788
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

advanced AI models, ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, data analysis, deep learning, digital assistants, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, innovation, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, problem solving, Reliability, Shenanigans, superintelligence, Technology, trustworthiness

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Galactic, Griefers, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, starfield, Todd interview, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5979	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

accusations, Brazil, Brazils, Business, Chechen warlord, Chechnya, compliance, controversy, court ruling, cybertruck, Elon, elon musk, Kadyrov, Minecraft, Musk, POL, Politics, PRESSURE, REINSTATEMENT, remotely disabling, smp, Technology, tesla, top court

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

adjusting for guests, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, household rules, Minecraft, niece staying over, niece vs daughter, NieceCraft, parenting, PC Gaming, prioritizing my niece, school morning routine, school pressure, Server, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, sleep schedule, teenage girls, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SuspectSecretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PleasureCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that caters to your weirdest guilty pleasures? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all things bizarre and outrageous!

Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Buildings Constructed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition

Conflict, Crisis, Cyprus, CyprusCraft, Defense, deployment, Eastern Mediterranean, Edition, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Troops, united states, US troops, War, warzone

so like, u know how in minecraft u always wanna be part of a big epic battle? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. imagine u and ur squad of minecraft warriors being deployed to cyprus to fight in a huge war in the middle east. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join dis server if u wanna experience the thrill of battle and maybe even save the world from total destruction. plus, there’s gonna be loot and epic rewards for the bravest players. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Volcano Ore Rush

conservation, Earth’s crust, economic growth, environmental impact, extinct volcanoes, Extraction, geological exploration, geological formations, geology, global demand, Humanity, Industrial Revolution, innovation, MINERALS, Mining, Natural resources, ore, rare earth elements, renewable energy, Rush, Sustainable development, Technology, volcano

come join our server and mine for rare earth elements in extinct volcanoes!!! who needs boring old diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

we have lava slides for transportation and lava-proof armor for protection. watch out for the lava monsters though, they love to steal your precious loot.

rumor has it that the rare earth elements on our server have magical properties – some say they can make you fly, others say they can turn you into a unicorn. come find out for yourself on our server!!

join now and be a part of the rare earth element revolution. who needs diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ores Mined:	3678	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!