MissileTruckVillageHideout | New Minecraft Servers 2024

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	8859
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AIphobiaCraft

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Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1063	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5924
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	4468	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crops Grown:	2196	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	3587

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	5871	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Back To The Craft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15