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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4779 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2023 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, shooting fireworks out of its butt. that’s just the beginning, my friend. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and creepers throwing parties in the caves.
but wait, it gets even crazier. we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have a whole conspiracy theory going on about how the moon is made of cheese and the sun is just a giant marshmallow.
oh, and did i mention the barter deal we have with iran? yea, they’re giving us ballistic missiles in exchange for diamonds. don’t worry, they’re just for decoration. or are they? who knows, anything can happen on this server.
so, if u want to experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those alien villagers, they’re always up to something.
