MissileSwapCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crops Grown:	3557	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

omg guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like totally lit like a firework on a unicorn’s birthday party. we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.

So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	8810
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Buildings Constructed:	5	Crops Grown:	9128
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6740	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4238	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8843	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1933	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	5010
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	216
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Items Found:	7083	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	8254	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	141	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	64
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!