MissileMayhemMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3475
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	1526
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	82
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Emeralds Found:	4468
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mines Excavated:	4846	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Potions Brewed:	151	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mines Excavated:	3261
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6546	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46