MissileMayhemMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Animals Bred:	199
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Emeralds Found:	9808
Enchantments Applied:	102	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dragon Eggs Found:	2031
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	New Chunks Explored:	196233
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1836
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	252	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Emeralds Found:	7189
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Votes:	8514
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Alien Abductions:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Items Found:	4750	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	5