MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8322	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Animals Bred:	145	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9464
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7715
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	271	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	103	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

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Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Morning Dementia Drop

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	8459
Potions Brewed:	130	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.