MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8296	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	3455
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2488	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Farms Harvested:	630	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Buildings Constructed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Farms Harvested:	297	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dimension Hops:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	8828

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3037	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4903	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ores Mined:	1981
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.