MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	457520
Mines Excavated:	4289	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyLoveIsland

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	8626	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

bbc fetish, Brazil, cuck fetish, cucks, Cultural differences, facebook groups, fetishization, first world, global perspectives, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, Race, racial dynamics, racial obsession, Server, sexual preferences, social media, societal norms, Stereotypes, whatsapp groups, white cucks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Potions Brewed:	159	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pet ChatCraft

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Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyUkrainians

alleged shooting, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, Investigating, investigation, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Towns Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Void Armor Forged:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27