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Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, BE, be up your butt, be up your butt bro, be up your butt bro homo, Bro, butt, Ethereal, homo, I’ll be up your butt, I’ll be up your butt bro, I’ll be up your butt bro homo, I’ll be up your butt homo, Realms, SKY, up, up your butt, up your butt bro, up your butt bro homo, your butt, your butt bro

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Abuse, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, ghosting, mental health, Minecraft, RSVP, self-care, Server, sibling abuse, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding invitations, WeddingBlock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BroBroGriefGone2soon

acceptance, Boundaries, BroBroGriefGone2soon, brother-in-law, Communication, coping, death, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, healing, judgement, Loss, mourning, moving on, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ores Mined:	8782
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Emeralds Found:	6315
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mines Excavated:	3692
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7099	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3220
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Potions Brewed:	91
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Farms Harvested:	171
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Enchantments Applied:	169

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	102/200	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2