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Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6944
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ores Mined:	7529	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2095
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Emeralds Found:	553	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5738
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8705	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4155	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchantments Applied:	254
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	5253
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3500	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	1988
Dragon Eggs Found:	1947	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

Players:	97/100	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	69	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4