MissileMadness Minecraft Server

AP sources, arms control, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, intelligence sources, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile technology, MissileMadness, News, nuclear proliferation, russia, SECURITY, Server, short-range missiles, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got short-range ballistic missiles being transferred from Iran to Russia, like, what even is that?! It’s like a real-life game of hot potato, but with missiles. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream castle. Plus, our admins are like top secret agents, always keeping things spicy with their covert ops. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before the missiles start flying!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Gems Collected:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	8237	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	854
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Potions Brewed:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	415
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	8226
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7807
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crops Grown:	1152	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Farms Harvested:	906	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9055	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9896	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	0

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.