MissileFailCraft

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

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  • KyivCraft: Blazing Drones

    KyivCraft: Blazing Drones
    haha, so like, imagine this: ukraine drones be like “pew pew pew” and then boom! russian oil refinery go up in flames! kyiv be like “yasss queen, we did that!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic ukrainian drone squad, we blow stuff up and laugh about it later. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the stolen diamonds from the russian oligarchs. come join the chaos, comrade!

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  • Crafty Diet Server

    Crafty Diet Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why, you ask? Because on this server, we have a diet plan that will blow your mind!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you can eat all the virtual food you want without gaining a single virtual pound. That’s right, folks! Our ‘Non-Industrialised’ Style Diet will have you shedding those virtual pounds in no time. And not only that, but it will also decrease your bad virtual cholesterol by 17% and reduce your virtual blood sugar by 6%.

    But wait, there’s more! Our diet plan will also reduce your virtual C-reactive Protein by 14%, which is a marker of virtual inflammation and virtual heart disease. So come on down to our server and join us on this wild ride to virtual health and wellness. You won’t regret it!

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  • The Lab

    The Lab

    The Lab Minecraft Server

    General Info

    Current Version1.21.4 (mostly vanilla/fabric)
    Server LocationGermany
    Render Distance10
    Simulation Distance10
    Game ModeHard
    World Border12,5k x 12,5k
    FireTickOn (usually)

    Features

    • Head Database (/head)
    • Dynmap
    • Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Armor statues

    If you’re interested in joining, please click here to join our Discord server and fill out an application.

    FAQ

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server is currently on its 4th season, which started in the middle of August ’24.

    Q: Is there a planned map reset?

    A: Unlike prior seasons, there are no plans to reset the map for a very long time.

    Q: Can new players join at any time?

    A: Yes, new players are joining every week and the community is happy to help you get started.

    Q: Are there events and minigames on the server?

    A: Yes, there are events and minigames held throughout the year, and players can even host their own.

    Q: Is there a modded server available?

    A: Alongside the vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

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  • BFFBdayOrBust – Minecraft

    BFFBdayOrBust – Minecraft
    Are you tired of dealing with hypocritical parents who won’t let you have any fun? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama! Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate birthdays, clean rooms, and change sheets without any interference from crazy family members.

    We promise not to call the cops on you for exploring new worlds or smashing blocks without permission. Plus, our therapists are always on standby to help you confront your feelings and navigate through virtual conflicts.

    Don’t let manipulative parents hold you back from joining the party. Come play on our server and leave the drama behind! Who needs a clean room when you can build epic structures and make new friends? Join now and unleash your inner block-building rebel!

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  • BlockyBedroomBlunders

    BlockyBedroomBlunders
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

    Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you tried that weirdly sexual Minecraft mod and quickly regretted it. But don’t worry, our server is way more fun than that awkward experience!

    With crazy mini-games, hilarious challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just like that one time you tried to build a giant phallic-shaped structure in Minecraft and got banned. Good times, good times.

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