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Robo Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Advanced technology, Android, Artificial Intelligence, consent, Ethics, fembot, friendly handjob, futuristic, futuristic sex., Haven, human touch, human-like, human-robot interaction, Intimacy, machine learning, Pleasure, Robo, ROBOT, robotic companionship, Sci Fi, sex robot, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, imagine a place where fembots roam free and give out friendly handjobs to players.

Join this server for a chance to experience the wildest and most outrageous interactions with fembots in Minecraft history.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have fembots giving you handjobs in the virtual world? Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server for a unique and unforgettable gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fembots give you a hand… literally!

Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication Issues, court orders, custody agreement, Dads, Dungeon, enforcing visitation schedule, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, first date, ignoring calls, Jail time, legal consequences, long distance parenting, parental conflict, parenting struggles, Problem, shared calendar, teenage rebellion, threatening behavior, Valentine’s Day, visitation rights, visits

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	30
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SneakySteveMC SMP

controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1326	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

HamasBlasted Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Items Found:	7659	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6754
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

FrostyPowerOutage

Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

Neuro Build Craft

brain development, brain exercises, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health strategies, brain health techniques, brain health tips, brain plasticity, brain training, BUILD, challenging mind, cognitive function, Cognitive Training, Craft, learning, Memory, mental agility, mental fitness, mental muscle, neural pathways, Neuro, neuroplasticity, new experiences

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

join our server and become a MINECRAFT MASTERMIND. build epic castles and crazy contraptions that will make your brain EXPLODE with creativity.

challenge yourself with mind-bending puzzles and quests that will make you question reality itself.

who needs school when you can learn about neuroplasticity through MINECRAFT?

join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through the power of BLOCKS.

WARNING: side effects may include extreme fun, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for hours on end.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Age Progression, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technological Era, Towns, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Potions Brewed:	52	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magic Items Found:	5759

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies for sailing the seas
Impressive contraptions with Create mod
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to enhance the Minecraft experience. With a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can advance through different eras while influencing future gameplay.

For more information and to join, visit Discord or CurseForge.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Helios Minecraft server?	The goal is to foster player engagement by allowing them to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment. Players start in a vanilla-like Age and can advance to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices and suggestions.
Where can I learn more and join?	Visit the Discord server or CurseForge page linked above for more information and to join the Helios Minecraft server.

Whispering Willow Creek 1.20.5

1.20.5, Barefoot, Candid, creek, feet, foot fetish, Foot fetish blog, foot fetish community, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, Foot fetish pictures, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot model, Foot photography, foot pics, Foot selfie, foot worship, post, Soles, Thread, Toes, whispering, Willow

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the boring real world and live your best blocky life.

We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.

Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!

BlockyBO Minecraft Server

BlockyBO, Bộ, body odor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, coworker, customer service, Feedback, Hospitality, Management, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Professionalism, Server, Social Skills, teaching skills, Team Building, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Towns Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team-building experience! Our workshops involve building epic collages together, but watch out for the BO monster lurking among us. Our coworker Mark may have a strong odor, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the immersive experience. Get close to your fellow players as you work together to crack open windows and escape the stench. And if you dare to confront Mark about his BO, be prepared for a chilly reception and some intense drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of surprises? Join now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

SleepCraftRUs

adolescent, bedtime, Communication, family conflict, Father, insomnia, lack of sleep, NAP, Parent-child relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, SleepCraftRUs, sleeping in, staying up late, teenage sleep patterns, teenager, waking up early

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	1799	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Hey there! Are you tired of your dad waking you up at ungodly hours just to lecture you about your sleep schedule? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those early morning rants!

Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.

So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!

BlockSecretsMC

#revelation, BlockSecretsMC, Childhood, Communication, Concealed, confession, family, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, parents, privacy, relationship, Secrets, shame, taboo, Trust, Truth, unspoken, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	7757	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	3058

Have you ever secretly built a giant roller coaster in your backyard made entirely out of cake blocks and pig saddles? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your wildest building fantasies run wild without worrying about getting grounded by your parents! Join us for a roller coaster ride of epic proportions and let your creativity soar to new heights (literally, we have flying pigs)! So come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to confess your Minecraft secrets and join the fun!

CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

ap, CraftyZelenskyysHouse, European Pravda, Minecraft, rejecting agreement, Server, short-sighted, US, White House, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCanuckUSState

annexation, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial, CraftyCanuckUSState, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, headline, international relations, News, North America, Politics, potential merger, Premier Furey, speculation, statehood, trump, united states, US State, world affairs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	9244

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Mouse Munchies: Opsin 3 Quest

Animal Behavior, appetite control, Brain, brain activity, brain function, discovery, food consumption, human metabolism, hunger regulation, light-sensitive protein, metabolism regulation, Mice, Mouse, Munchies, neurobiology, neuroscience, Opsin, opsin 3, Quest, research, scientific study, suppress, weight management

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	4847
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Crops Grown:	3587

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are like, super smart scientists who discovered how to control food consumption in mice with some brain protein thingy? well, on our server, we have this opsin 3 thing that can make u eat less in real life just by playing minecraft. it’s like magic, but with science and stuff.

imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies u want in minecraft without gaining any weight in real life. it’s like having a cheat code for your metabolism, but without actually cheating.

join us on this epic adventure where we explore the mysteries of opsin 3 and its effects on human metabolism. who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secret to eternal snacking without consequences. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and diamonds.

so come on, join our server and become a master of the opsin 3 universe. who knew playing minecraft could make you a scientific genius?

Players:	99/600	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1