MissileCraftF16s | New Minecraft Servers 2024

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8463	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

UNLAWFULGADGETS

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	111	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Novidium

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Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Astopia

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Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2380	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

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ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Items Found:	3963

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.