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RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3609	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Divine Spears Created:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	601	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	9757	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	98
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Villages Defended:	18

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1862
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

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Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7961	Star Shards Collected:	265
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	654
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

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Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Items Found:	6235
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Animals Bred:	178
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.

CoolWebz Minecraft SMP

cool internet finds, cool web discoveries, coolest website, CoolWebz, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden treasures, hidden web gems, internet finds, lesser-known websites, Minecraft, obscure web finds, obscure websites, secret internet gems, secret online gems, secret websites, smp, under-the-radar websites, undiscovered online treasures, undiscovered websites, unique websites, unknown websites

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3899	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally underground? It’s so exclusive, only the coolest players are allowed to join. And get this, the owner is a billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual diamonds in-game.

But that’s not even the best part. The server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks. They’re like, the smartest llamas you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it, they can even speak in binary code.

If you want to join this epic server, you have to prove your worth by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a dragon with nothing but a fishing rod. It’s totally insane, but also super fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride and a chance to hang out with some seriously cool llamas, you’ve gotta check out this secret Minecraft SMP server. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret.

PirateTVPricesSuck

Access, advertisements, affordability, consumer behavior, CONTENT, Copyright, Digital Media, downloading, Entertainment, illegal, Media consumption, ONLINE, Piracy, PirateTVPricesSuck, Prices, redditors, streaming, streaming services, subscription, television, TV brands, viewing habits

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!

GazaExodusMC Server

border control, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., egypt, exodus, foreign policy, gaza, GazaExodusMC, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lobbying, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Plan, Politics, Preparations, Refugee Crisis, regional tensions, security measures, Server, trump

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2732	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.

plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?

also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.

so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Players:	103/700	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	119	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2