come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Alien Abductions: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Animals Bred: 185
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5889 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Star Shards Collected: 108
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Buildings Constructed: 41

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 779 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8731 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 New Chunks Explored: 782674
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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