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SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchantments Applied:	118	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	4620
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	5568
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ores Mined:	2930	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Animals Bred:	135	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Farms Harvested:	943	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	176
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	4139
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Votes:	4076

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6110	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Star Shards Collected:	187
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2416
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Villages Defended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

Players:	90/300	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4