hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian missile decided to join! ya u heard me right, dis missile was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, imma blow up sum blocks and have a blast!” and den it went and attacked a children’s hospital in kyiv, like wtf man, even missiles wanna play on dis server! so if u wanna have a blast and blow up sum blocks like a missile, den join dis server now! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Divine Spears Created: 26 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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