hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian missile decided to join! ya u heard me right, dis missile was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, imma blow up sum blocks and have a blast!” and den it went and attacked a children’s hospital in kyiv, like wtf man, even missiles wanna play on dis server! so if u wanna have a blast and blow up sum blocks like a missile, den join dis server now! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 3283
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1706 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Emeralds Found: 4149 Ores Mined: 4306
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Farms Harvested: 450
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 New Chunks Explored: 172639
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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