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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1063 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1361 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 5573 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons. it was wild, man.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking sheep named Steve. he’s a real character, let me tell ya.
plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. we once threw a disco party in the Nether and even the ghasts were gettin’ down. it was lit, fam.
so, like, join this server if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends. trust me, you won’t regret it.
