lol u guys wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got BALLISTIC MISSILES?? yea u heard right, we got missiles flyin all over the place, blowin up creepers and stuff. come join us and see if u can survive the chaos. we got a range of 600-700 km so u better watch out, u never know when a missile might come flyin at ya. it’s like a real life game of dodgeball but with explosives. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see if u can become the ultimate missile dodger on our server.
MissileCraft: Podolyak’s Range
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CreeperCompliments
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments during intimacy, like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world!” or “I’ve never seen someone mine diamonds with such finesse!” Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!
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ArgenCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we pay off billions in debt just by playing minecraft!!! like, who needs a job when you can just mine some diamonds and boom debt free!!! also, our server is run by a llama named carl who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a stick and a potato. legend says he can summon lightning bolts with a single spit. so yeah, join us for the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!!!
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HamasDefeat2020
so liek, dis server be da bomb diggity, just liek how IDF be plannin to defeat Hamas, but in dis case, it be all bout buildin and craftin in Minecraft! if u don’t join by Jan. 20, u gonna miss out on all da craziness and epicness happenin on dis server. we got epic quests, insane builds, and da best community eva! come join us and be part of da epic battle for survival and creativity!
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Slow Rotation Oxygen Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ EARTH BE SLOWIN’ DOWN AND GIVIN’ US OXYGEN! WE GOT BLUE-GREEN ALGAE MAKIN’ OXYGEN LIKE CRAZY, JUST LIKE THEY DID 2.4 BILLION YEARS AGO! COME JOIN THE FUN AND BREATHE IN THAT SWEET, SWEET OXYGEN WHILE BUILDIN’ EPIC CREATIONS! WHO NEEDS NASA WHEN YOU GOT OUR SERVER?! #OXYGENFORDAYS #ALGAELIFE #MINECRAFTLOLZ
