New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 105/700 Votes: 9966
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Towns Built: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Zombie Dances: 10
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Astral Projections Made: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of nicknames and questionable origins! Join us and become part of our wacky community where everyone has a story behind their name.

Are you ready to meet “the hobo” who once lived with us after losing his job, or “calculator” who got a perfect score on a math test at age 11? And of course, don’t forget about “pretty boy” who earned his nickname by wearing a wig for a hairdressing lesson with his girlfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the outrageous tales behind each nickname, from mildly offensive to downright hilarious. Who knew a simple nickname could lead to such wild adventures?

Join our server now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even earn a nickname of your own with a story that will leave everyone laughing for days!

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  • Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

    Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 3497
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

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  • YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

    YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 4650
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 468 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Animals Bred: 24
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

    Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

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  • NoCheatersXmasDinner

    NoCheatersXmasDinner
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 9777
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

    BallzGoneMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9878
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Votes: 1464
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

    So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

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  • BrokeBlockBuster

    BrokeBlockBuster
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2089
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4011 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

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  • Galactic Pathways Discovery

    Galactic Pathways Discovery
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8919
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 142 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

    Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

    So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

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  • UltraVanilla

    UltraVanilla
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9669
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name UltraVanilla
    Founded January 2019
    Player Slots 30
    Enhancements Minimal enhancements to the core game
    World Type Survival
    Server Address play.ultravanilla.world

    For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

    FAQs

    What is UltraVanilla?

    UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

    What features does the server offer?

    • Dynmap
    • No map resets ever
    • Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
    • Brewery plugin
    • Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
    • Time-based ranks

    Are there any specific rules on the server?

    • No griefing
    • No stealing
    • No PVP without consent
    • No hacks or exploits
    • No graphic/gross NSFW

    How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

    You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

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  • Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

    Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 777
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

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    OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

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  • Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

    Money Minecraft SMP Purposes
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 6909
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

    Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

    On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

    Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

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  • SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

    SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8631
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 New Chunks Explored: 109524
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

    Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

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  • LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

    LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8129
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9167 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

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  • DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

    DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6876
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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  • AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

    AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 8586
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 247
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

    Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

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  • VillagerVendetta

    VillagerVendetta
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4068
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

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  • Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

    Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6291
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Star Shards Collected: 277

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!

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