MiRNA Madness: Postharvest Procrastinators | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3173
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz, daily habits, daily routine, efficiency, habit formation, life hack, life pro tips, Life skills, Optimization, organization, personal growth, practical advice, productivity, self improvement, simplifying, standard practice, streamlining, success, Time management, time-saving, tips and tricks

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, discovery, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, mettle, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Secrets, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

What is this Minecraft server all about?

This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

How many realms are available to join?

There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.

How can I join this Minecraft server?

To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!

Where can I find more information about this server?

You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	424
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Towns Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Emeralds Found:	5052
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	809191	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	169

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crops Grown:	6628	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	1836	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	247	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3