MiRNA Madness: Postharvest Procrastinators | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Towns Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	303911
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Star Shards Collected:	252	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	109
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Votes:	1236
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ores Mined:	3899
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1