MirageMC 1.20.4 — Towny —

118server, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chill, Clan, Clans, complex, Custom, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Terrain, Towny, Townysurvival, Townysurvivaleconomy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Mirage is a 9 year-old Minecraft server that uses Towny, MCMMO, different terrain generation, and more! Over the years, many towns, nations, and empires have called the server home. Make your mark on the world today!

We are a Towny server that uses McMMO to enhance the experience. The server is built with many different playstyles in mind. Whether it be PvE or PvP, the server has a little something for everybody!

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/mBhuTTsGm3

MCMMO Hiscores: http://miragemc.com/hiscores

Server web map: http://play.miragemc.com:8123

Beta Stage

This Beta will be treated as any build would. Suggestions moving forward are appreciated.

Current Beta testing features:Wandering trader has a random daily item shop for server money. Item shop changes daily around 10:45AM EST

play.miragemc.com

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	128	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Villages Defended:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3310
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1430	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	569	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Votes:	9867

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Blocky Bennu: Life Building Server

amino acids, asteroid analysis, Astrobiology, astrochemistry, Bennu, Bennu asteroid, blocky, building, building blocks of life, carbon-based compounds, celestial bodies, cosmic dust, cosmic origins, extraterrestrial life, Life, microbial life, NASA, organic chemistry, organic molecules, planetary science, research findings, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, space exploration

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, this server is out of this world, man. like, literally. we got the bennu asteroid up in here, and scientists say it’s got all the building blocks of life. like, who needs earth when you can join our server and create your own universe, amirite? come join us and see what kind of crazy life forms you can create with the bennu asteroid. it’s gonna be outta this world, man. like, literally.

Vanillaex server minecraft

Bed wars, Bedware, Discord, Dungeon, Equipment, Kingdom, Lobby, Minecraft, OneBlock, pumping, RPG, RPG components, rules, Server, Simplevoice voice chat, Skills, skins system, Structures, Telegram, Vanilla, Vanillaex, weapons, white sheet

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Potions Brewed:	63
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Vanillaex server offers two servers to choose from Vanilla and RPG.On all servers, support for Simplevoice voice chat

Lobby is a lobby with two Oneblock and Bedware minimum and portals on the serverVanilla is a server with minimal changes in gameplay, entrance to the White sheet, to get to the Whiter, you need to familiarize yourself with the rules and the application in the discord or telegram (links are in the server lobby)

RPG is a server with various RPGs components of such as pumping, skills. Of the gameplay additions, the skins system for 2000+ variations of equipment and weapons, work, creation and development of its own kingdom, dungeon, structures, online map and so on. (So far, you can play the test mode)

mc.vanillaex.space

The Last Joust of Chivalry

alliances, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, Medieval, modded server, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, Roleplay, Siege Engines, Tenosia

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information of the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is factions combat and expansion.
Are there any additional modes on the server?	Yes, players can also enjoy CreativePlots for building and PvPZone for sparring.
Is there a Modpack available for the server?	Yes, there is a realism-focused Modpack available for players.
How can I join the community?	You can join our community by clicking on the provided Discord link.

Lily Pad Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, amphibian, animal, CAMOUFLAGE, Croak, croaking, ecosystem, environmental conservation, Frog, frogpost, Green.., Hop, Kingdom, LEAP, Lily, Nature, PAD, pond, post, ribbit, slimy, webbed feet, Wetlands, wildlife

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1401
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join dis epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise and flex on all them other players with your mad building skills!

We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, so you can do all sorts of crazy stuff like ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and diamonds instead of Eagles and weird vibes.

RingResale Minecraft Server

autism, cash exchange, Communication, Conversation, Disappointment, emotional attachment, family friend, forgotten gift, Guilt, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, mum’s ring, past relationships, Pawn Shop, remorse, Ring, RingResale, SELLING, sentimental value, Server, shock, sister

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7868	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as selling your mom’s ring without knowing it was hers? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. Just like the drama of selling a ring that turns out to belong to your own mom, you never know what twists and turns await you in our virtual world.

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and wacky community, you’ll never have a dull moment. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the thrill of our server?

So come on, join us and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, always double-check before selling any virtual or real-life items – you never know whose ring it might be!

CreeperFamilyUncomfortable

CreeperFamilyUncomfortable, family dynamics, friend’s family, friend’s house, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate nickname, step mum, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable behavior, uncomfortable environment, uncomfortable family, uncomfortable family dynamics, uncomfortable family interactions, uncomfortable home, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable nickname, uncomfortable situation, uncomfortable situation with friend’s family, under 18

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t be called any inappropriate nicknames by your friend’s stepmom! We guarantee a nickname-free environment where you can focus on building and exploring without any uncomfortable encounters.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will never make weird jokes about stepmoms or questionable family dynamics.

Don’t worry about telling your parents about your Minecraft adventures here, because we understand that not everyone has a great relationship with their family. Just jump on our server and escape into a world where you can be yourself without any awkward situations.

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be called is a master builder.

SelfLoveSMP

self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, SelfLoveSMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	869468	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Animals Bred:	138	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually trained monkeys.

But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.