| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2277 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 1359 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
mc.miragecraft.net
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8259 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8747 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6520 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 2031 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 117 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4358 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 123 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Crops Grown: | 4426 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 427 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3762 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 782 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5278 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4663 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2552 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 127 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2488 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Farms Harvested: | 640 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6172 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3018 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7209 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Votes: | 7755 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2182 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5848 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 1540 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7098 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 425 | New Chunks Explored: | 292299 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 119 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7547 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 154 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 273 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1048 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
