Miracle on Rule 34 Street: Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

XiCraft: Taiwan Unite!

China, communist party, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, mainland china, One China policy, Politics, reunification, reunification with China, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, unite, Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping speech, Xi Jinping statement, XiCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	102

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of something epic, like xi jinping level epic. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together by our amazing community.

also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.

oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.

Y2K Party Palace

“millennium”, 1999, 20th Century, 21st century, celebration, countdown, end of the millennium, History, Memories, milestone, new beginnings, new year’s eve, Nostalgia, Palace, Party, reflections, Significant, time passage, turn of the century, y2k, year later

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

come join our minecraft server, where the party never stops and the blocks never stop breaking! we got creepers doing the macarena and skeletons breakdancing to the beat of the jukebox.

our server is so lit, even new year’s eve 1999 feels like a warm-up compared to the madness that goes down here. we got ender dragons flying around with party hats on, and villagers selling fireworks for emeralds.

if you want to experience the ultimate blocky celebration, join us and witness the craziest new year’s eve party of your life! who needs y2k when you can have y2krazy on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Spike Broadening Gang – The Plasticity Zone

Broadening, Gang, Plasticity, spike, Zone

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as bouncy as a trampoline and the creepers wear tutus! we’ve got more crazy adventures than a llama on roller skates and more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box.

our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and potions that will make you fly like a chicken with wings.

we’ve got dungeons deeper than a bottomless pit and bosses tougher than a diamond golem on steroids.

so come on down to our server and experience the molecular mechanism governing the plasticity of use-dependent spike broadening in dorsal root ganglion neurons… or just come for the laughs and the chaos. either way, you won’t regret it!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla, width

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crops Grown:	5199
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2213	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Towns Built:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sb.vanilla-box.ru

5000 Ants SMP

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 16+, ants, building, Community, Cooking, Cozy, Discord, Farming, gameplay, HermitCraft-esque, Java 1.20.1, Minecraft, Modded, new, Relaxing, Server, smp, vanilla feel, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	415
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server: 5000 Ants

Overview
A building and farming focused server with a custom modpack centered around farming, cooking, and building.

Features
Custom modpack focused on farming, cooking, and building.
Welcoming, friendly community.
Modpack designed to maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft.
Perfect for players who enjoy cozy and relaxing gameplay.

Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the custom modpack?	Yes, you can still join and play on the server without the modpack. However, it is recommended to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is there a specific theme for building on the server?	While there is no set theme, the focus is on creating structures related to farming and cooking.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?	Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. These rules are communicated within the community.

Eternal Evolution 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chan, aspirations, Behavior, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Evolution, goals, habits, motivation, NEET, personal growth, procrastination, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-fulfillment, self-improvement journey

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchantments Applied:	195	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

Forget being a slob in the system, come build epic structures and battle creepers with us!

Don’t waste your time masturbating to transexuals, join us for some crazy fun instead!

You’ll never be the same after experiencing the chaos of our server – it’s a whole new world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, clever comeback, clever insult, Compliment, ComplimentCraft, disguised compliment, double-edged compliment, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, ironic compliment, sarcastic compliment, sly insult, smart insult, snide remark, subtle insult, unexpected compliment, unexpected praise, unintended compliment, veiled compliment, witty insult

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	180	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

StableCraft: US vs Netherlands

cognitive bias, conservatism, Conservatives, cross-cultural differences, Decision making, emotional response, Ideology, negative stimuli sensitivity, Netherlands, policies, political behavior, political preferences, political psychology, Protection, replication study, research findings, societal values, Stability, StableCraft, statistical significance, US

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop and your eyes pop out of your head. From giant pixel art statues to mind-bending mazes, we got it all. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins that will make your gameplay experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. It’s like a dream come true, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🐲

FleaCraft

atmosphere, b1.7.3-like, bow, Chunk claims, Difficult, feather falling, FleaCraft, generation, Gold tools, Infinity, java, Looting, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, nether star, obsidian tools, Performance, Server, silk touch, smp, swim, Textures

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Towns Built:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	60
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	FleaCraft
Version	Modded 1.7.10 Java
Features	Harder, Simpler, Wackier Minecrafting

FAQ

What is FleaCraft?

FleaCraft is a small-scale modded 1.7.10 java server/modpack that aims to bring Minecraft back to its simpler roots, resembling version b1.7.3 and below. It features limited sprinting, original b1.7.3 generation, alpha style textures, and more modifications to create a new Minecraft experience.

What features does FleaCraft offer?

Extremely limited sprinting
Original b1.7.3 generation
Alpha style textures and grass
No hunger, enchanting table, or potions
Balanced obsidian tools
Special properties for gold tools
Inability to swim
Bow upgrade with a nether star for infinity
Short server-side render distance for atmosphere and performance
Secret wacky elements to discover

How can I join FleaCraft?

Simply scroll back up, download the pack, and start playing. The server is already listed in the multiplayer tab. Join the discord for assistance with installation if needed.

Jungle Empires 1.20.6

1.20.6, Asia, comparison, Cultural differences, cultural stereotypes, Empires, gender biases, gender comparisons, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender expectations, gender identities, Gender norms, gender perspectives, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, JUNGLE, Latin America, Men, societal norms, south america, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Yo, bro, have you heard of this insane Minecraft server? It’s like South America to women, but Asia to men, like what even does that mean? But like, you gotta join because it’s like a whole new world of craziness and adventure waiting for you! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, right? Just imagine the epic battles and hilarious moments you’ll have on this server, it’s gonna be lit AF! So come on, join now and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!

TropesInRealLifeMCSMP

adaptation, cinematic influence, common occurrences, cultural assimilation, effortless adjustment, everyday occurrences, familiarity, fast adaptation, fictional concepts, Human Behavior, immediate acceptance, ingrained habits, movie trope, normalized behavior, quick acceptance, rapid integration, Real Life, seamless transition, societal conditioning, societal norms, TropesInRealLifeMCSMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

OMG you guys, like have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers wear top hats? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a crazy movie come to life, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight them off with nothing but carrots. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the dancing villagers – they put on a show that will blow your mind.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who needs boring old reality when you can be part of something this insane? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. You won’t want to miss out on that!

PointlessPactMC

arbitrary rules, collective behavior, conformity, conformity bias, cultural customs, cultural norms, Etiquette, following tradition, groupthink, herd mentality, mindless obedience, peer pressure, pointless rules, PointlessPactMC, social conditioning, social constructs, social expectations, social rules, societal conventions, societal norms, unwritten rules

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and break all the pointless rules of society without any consequences! Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit made of diamonds? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams run wild!

Epic Age Clocks: Cell Edition

age, aging, aging process, biological age, Biomarkers, Cell, cell resolution, cell type, cellular biology, Clocks, DNA methylation, Edition, Epic, epigenetic clocks, gene expression, health, Longevity, medical advancements, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, quantify, research, Science, Specific, Technology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo yo yo! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Blue Heaven

Blue, brand new, Check it out, Economy, Fun, Heaven, Jobs, looking for players, Mature Players, MCMMO, Mechanics, no pay to win, Plugins, Qol, Ranks, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, stop by, Surprises, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Potions Brewed:	67
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Blue Heaven Minecraft Server

Features
McMMO
Jobs
Economy
Ranks
RTP
Some other small surprises

If you are interested, please stop by and check it out.

Server IP: 172.240.227.236:25720

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, there is no pay to win on this server.
Are there any game-changing plugins?	No, there are only quality of life plugins that do not alter the game mechanics.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is enabled but must be consensual between players.
Are there staff members available to help?	Yes, there are staff members present to assist players with any issues.

HoloEN Departure Damage 1.20.6

1.20.6, community response, Content Creation, Damage, Departure, digital content creators, Entertainment, fanbase, holoEN, Impact, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, leaving a group, Online Community, online following, online personalities, online presence, streaming, talent agency, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	4202	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mines Excavated:	1341

Yo, bro, forget about that drama and come join our lit Minecraft server where the only damage you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house!

We got more fun than a collab between Gura and Calli, with crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and a community crazier than Ina’s art skills.

Don’t be a simp for the drama, be a chad and join our server where the only tears shed are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans.

So ditch the HoloEN drama and come join us for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than Kiara’s chicken conspiracy theories. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3