| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1766 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1418 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 200 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2936 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3301 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2374 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 986 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 133 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9873 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 441 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1971 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4794 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 288 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 431 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2424 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6228 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 4300 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4702 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 398 |
| Crops Grown: | 1532 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3557 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8610 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4623 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 278 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5675 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 9663 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
