A survival multiplayer server. A fun server.
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Miniplex
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AuntieCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful aunts who let strangers sleep in your bed and call you names? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual world free from toxic family members! No more verbal altercations or physical attacks, just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no slurs policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being insulted. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new online family that actually respects you! Join now and leave your aunt-induced stress behind.
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PerfumeCraft: Better Than Gifts!
Are you tired of being the black sheep in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and passive aggressive Facebook posts on your birthday? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a world where your favorite color actually matters and where thoughtful gifts are appreciated, not ridiculed. Our server is a safe haven for those who have been deemed the least favorite child in their family and who are tired of being shoo-ed away to babysit the little cousins.
On our server, you can escape the traditional values of your family and embrace your nerdy hobbies like reading, history, hiking, and trombone playing. No more being made fun of for not fitting in with the rest of your family who only play “dainty” instruments and knit scarves that look like they’ve been through the apocalypse.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of your family gatherings. Build a world where your hobbies are celebrated and where you can finally feel appreciated for who you are. Plus, we have virtual vanilla scented lotion and body mist for all your relaxation needs!
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ProudCraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of all time, but in block form. We got dragons flying around, villagers doing the Macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. I once built a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and everyone was like “whoa, that’s the coolest thing ever!”But the best part is the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night. We got glowstone dance floors, DJ skeletons spinning records, and unlimited cake for everyone. It’s lit, bro.
So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We’re always looking for more crazy peeps to join the fun. Plus, I heard rumors that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks somewhere on the server. So what are you waiting for? Let’s go on this wacky adventure together, bro!
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BeanBoycottWars
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we brew up more drama than a coffee shortage caused by international trade disputes! Picture this: Donald Trump decides to play hardball and slap tariffs on the top 5 countries that supply coffee beans to the USA. Colombia, Brazil, Switzerland, Canada, and Mexico are like, “Oh no you didn’t!” and team up to put a stop to their coffee bean exports. It’s a caffeine-fueled showdown of epic proportions!Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating trade deals, forming alliances, and maybe even starting a full-blown coffee war. Will the USA cave first and beg for their beloved coffee beans back? Or will the other countries realize they can’t live without American dollars pouring in from coffee sales? The stakes are high, the coffee is scarce, and the drama is brewing hotter than a fresh pot of java.
So come on down to our server and get ready to trade, fight, and maybe even form your own coffee cartel. Who needs diamonds when you can have the most valuable resource of all: coffee beans. Join now and let the caffeine-fueled chaos begin!
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CraftyKremlinKiller
join dis cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride u won’t forget! we got more twists and turns than a russian plot to kill a european weapons chief! come build ur dream castle and defend it from evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties every night. u never know what u gonna find in dis server, but one thing’s for sure – u gonna have a blast! so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!