| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8588 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Towns Built: | 1 |
A survival multiplayer server. A fun server.
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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1416 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 581 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8266 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7326 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 582628 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5734 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 3891 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4832 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6181 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6326 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 223 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6627 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3159 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8959 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7365 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5841 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 1726 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1504 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 115 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8754 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1034 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8702 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 151 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
