Minionsmc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	206
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Farms Harvested:	739
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	646	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Farms Harvested:	767	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Items Found:	6146
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	793810
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	64	Alien Abductions:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	144
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Crops Grown:	4696
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	258
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2874
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

Players:	109/100	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2