Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
97/900 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
73 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: |
2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
3 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
9 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
54 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
16 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
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So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!