Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 1:12 PM

New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and building a house out of exploding TNT blocks (because why not?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server!

So say goodbye to boring Instagram posts and hello to a world of pure insanity on our Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JobTransferCraft Minecraft Server

    JobTransferCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with fat fuck managers dropping your hours like they drop their donut crumbs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the corporate world! Join us and build your own virtual empire where YOU are the boss. No more dealing with ridiculous job transfers and incompetent managers – just endless possibilities and fun adventures in our blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled employee who will help you get revenge on your old boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life job woes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParentalRoasts Minecraft Server

    ParentalRoasts Minecraft Server

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    Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to enter and ruin your gaming experience with their savage comments! Join us and escape the wrath of parental disapproval as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory in a world where the only thing your parents will be saying is “Wow, you’re so good at this game!” So come on over and let your inner child run wild without any judgment from the ‘rents!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixel Peril: Near-Death Adventures

    Pixel Peril: Near-Death Adventures

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    Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Have you ever fallen into a pit of lava because you were too busy admiring your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because on our server, near-death experiences are just a daily occurrence! Join us for the thrill of constantly facing danger at every turn, whether it’s dodging arrows from skeletons or narrowly escaping the wrath of an angry Enderman. Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can have heart-pounding excitement around every corner? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PopeCraft Minecraft Server

    PopeCraft Minecraft Server

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    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DataCenterDrama

    DataCenterDrama

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT HAS AI THAT WILL MAKE UR POWER BILL GO THROUGH DA ROOF! U WANNA SEE UR COMPUTER EXPLODE FROM DA SHEER AMOUNT OF DATA BEING PROCESSED? JOIN NOW AND WATCH AS UR ELECTRICITY BILL SKYROCKETS! WHO NEEDS SAVINGS WHEN U CAN HAVE A COMPUTER THAT LITERALLY BLOWS UP IN UR FACE? JOIN NOW FOR DA ULTIMATE ADRENALINE RUSH!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dumb Genius Craft

    Dumb Genius Craft

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    So, like, do you ever feel like you’re, like, super smart but also, like, really dumb at the same time? Well, this server is for you, my friend! We only accept players who understand how dumb they are, because let’s face it, we’re all a little bit stupid sometimes. But that’s what makes us special, right?

    Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.

    So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY!  Minecraft server

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    The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mr.m4st.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AZPBMD: Where chaos and simplicity collide! 1.20.6, no map resets, for Java and Bedrock!

    AZPBMD: Where chaos and simplicity collide! 1.20.6, no map resets, for Java and Bedrock!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Host dontplaythisserver.com
    Website https://www.azpbmd.com/

    Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

    Rules:

    • No hacked clients of any kind
    • No x-raying of any kind
    • The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine
    • Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban

    Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

    FAQ

    Q: When was the server created?

    A: A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door was created in late 2019.

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The rules are no hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

    Q: Are there any specific server features?

    A: The server stays up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, runs minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and is Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win.

    Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

    A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.azpbmd.com/

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PhoenixCraft Server

    PhoenixCraft Server

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    Are you tired of all the same old boring mystery games being dead and gone? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate mystery game experience waiting for you!

    Join us and immerse yourself in the world of AI: Somnium Files 2 and Rain Code, where you’ll have to solve mind-bending puzzles and uncover the truth behind some seriously twisted plots. And who knows what the next big mystery game will be on our server? Maybe it’ll involve unicorns, aliens, and a talking potato!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to have your mind blown with the craziest mysteries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Firstie Reproduction Minecraft Server

    Firstie Reproduction Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being a firstie who can’t reproduce in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone has the chance to start a family and continue their genetic legacy!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family, complete with pixelated children who will carry on your legacy for generations to come. Who needs a house and a spouse in the real world when you can have a blocky mansion and a Minecraft family instead?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a genetic success in the virtual world, where age is just a number and reproduction is as easy as placing a block. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft family dynasty!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AutisticAntics Minecraft Server

    AutisticAntics Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky boys following you around!

    Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with social cues and awkward situations. Our server is a safe space for you to just chill and have fun without any drama. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or harassed.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself without any judgment or pressure. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CousinCraft: No Events, Just Comfort!

    CousinCraft: No Events, Just Comfort!

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a sundown town? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of discrimination. No confederate flags here, just blocks and blocks of fun!

    And don’t worry about sharing a room with strangers who may or may not be recovering alcoholics. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is your love for all things Minecraft.

    So say goodbye to awkward catering events and hello to a virtual world where everyone is welcome. Join us today and let the crafting begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

    NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

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    Remember that fear you had as a kid of being chased by a giant chicken? Well, on our Minecraft server, that fear can come true! Join us for the ultimate chicken chase experience where you’ll have to outrun massive, feathered fiends while building your dream world. Don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – unlimited buckets of fried chicken to distract them with. So come on, join us and conquer your childhood fears in the most delicious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CoolCraft Central

    CoolCraft Central

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    Have you ever seen a llama ride a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your very own roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see just how wild Minecraft can get!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBattles Minecraft Server

    BlockyBattles Minecraft Server

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    Yo, bros and broettes! Let me tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server where crazy stuff goes down 24/7! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”

    So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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