MineyCrafty
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| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is so realistic, you’ll have to start your own potato farm just to survive. And watch out for the roaming bandits who will steal your precious cobblestone blocks without a second thought.
But don’t worry, we have a thriving black market where you can trade your emeralds for enchanted golden apples and even rare unicorn mounts. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life village with all your crazy neighbors.
So come join us on our Third World Economy server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3957 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Who’s Dumber?” competition, where players compete in challenges like seeing who can drown themselves the fastest or who can fall into a pit of lava without dying. The winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing because let’s face it, you’re all losers.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as dumb and ridiculous as you are? Come join us and embrace the chaos!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. He’ll take you on quests to find the rarest items, battle against evil mobs, and maybe even teach you how to do the cha-cha slide (yes, even pigs can dance!).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow his rule and claim the throne for yourself. Just be warned, the Chicken King has a mean peck!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem. And remember, always ask yourself: Was it kino?
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Adventure Odyssey is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Roleplay, Land Claim, McMMO modes. Adventure Odyssey is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 827 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the depths of the ocean and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, only to find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected because soon, everything changes. Nothing can stop what is coming.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a thrill like no other as you speed through twisted dimensions and encounter bizarre creatures along the way. And don’t forget about the upcoming Extractions, where you’ll have the chance to target and extract the elusive [Rodion] ID & E.G.O for fame and glory!
This server is not for the faint of heart, as it is directly tied to the mind-bending worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect the unexpected, including spoilers galore and a tutorial that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.
So why wait? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the madness today. Join us on this wild ride through Limbus Company, where insanity reigns supreme and anything is possible. See you on the other side, if you dare!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us and explore a world where age is just a number and building relationships with teenagers is totally normal! Forget about societal norms and let your instincts guide you to find your perfect Minecraft partner.
Don’t let the feminists bring you down – on our server, we celebrate all types of attractions, from cute anime girls to whatever else floats your boat. Embrace your natural instincts and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where the only limit is your imagination!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 181 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got outrageous stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Ever heard of the legendary battle between Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー and Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー over who gets the last diamond block? It was epic, let me tell you.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have unofficial archives that are so secret, they’re practically classified information. Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
