MineyCrafty
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| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.
But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.
Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.
And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!
So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
