MineWishList | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	246
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Animals Bred:	92	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Buildings Constructed:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crops Grown:	2414
Mines Excavated:	4147	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	8882
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Towns Built:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	197	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Towns Built:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	88901	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	241
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3844	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	620	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Votes:	7063

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	94/200	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Towns Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Votes:	9388	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Divine Spears Created:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6