| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4669 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4448 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4824 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9988 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8331 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1910 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5090 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5517 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4448 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7067 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2879 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5264 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6336 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2359 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 145 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9045 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4305 |
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2494 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9426 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Votes: | 4643 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3044 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2769 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 313 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1555 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 213 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
