| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 386 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 239 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3245 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 3719 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1349 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6369 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 378 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9099 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1819 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3244 | Farms Harvested: | 781 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1641 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 789 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6852 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4271 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1083 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 119 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 487 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6472 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6116 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8632 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8756 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 60 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3352 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2697 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9664 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8307 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
