| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 624 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Votes: | 851 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1728 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4050 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8827 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3158 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 147 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5694 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8882 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3526 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8083 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 152 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6238 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5959 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 335 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1363 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7592 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4360 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 837 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1132 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 379153 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7171 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 6453 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
