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MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	272
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4195
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	1069
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	9919	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	4920

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ores Mined:	710	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7249
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	1086	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	8785	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6145	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1363
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	9518	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Animals Bred:	58	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8492
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9362	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Farms Harvested:	302	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	298	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10