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| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 9499 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.
So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 468029 |
| Potions Brewed: | 134 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 477 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 199 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 182 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!
But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.
And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.
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| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.
Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.
But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 140 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.
So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
