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| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries that will make your head spin faster than a slime in a tornado. From uncovering ancient ruins to battling dragons with magical powers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house with a sentient AI maid who cooks you virtual meals while you fight off hordes of pixelated monsters? Only on our server, of course! Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can let your imagination run wild and create your own unique experiences. Build your own virtual world where you can explore sex and sexuality in a safe and supportive environment.
Forget about the pressures of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs porn when you have the power to create your own fantasies right at your fingertips?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your journey towards a more authentic and fulfilling exploration of sex and sexuality. Let’s break free from the chains of porn and embrace a new era of discovery and self-expression!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off. Our server is run by a group of wacky NPCs who will guide you through ridiculous quests like hunting down a rare chicken that lays golden eggs or rescuing a group of lost llamas who have formed a boy band.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bulma, a sassy and stylish llama who has a penchant for throwing the most extravagant parties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can impress Bulma with your dance moves, she’ll grant you three wishes – no joke!
So what are you waiting for? Join “Bulma my beloved” today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.
So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5500 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Our latest song will have you bopping along as you mine and craft your way through our server. And don’t forget to tune in to Holodex Radio for all the latest tunes to keep you entertained while you build your virtual empire.
Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Why not check out our exclusive merch, available for a limited time only. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, join us for the Tokino Sora 6th Anniversary Party – it’s going to be lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even run into Watanuki-san or get a group cover of your favorite song. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic battles where you’ll have to rely on your wits and quick reflexes to survive. Imagine the adrenaline rush of facing off against a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper without being able to heal – talk about a real challenge!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hidden treasures and secret weapons scattered throughout the server to help you on your quest for glory. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical potion that grants you invincibility for a limited time!
So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the limit and have a blast while doing it, then come join us on our server. Just remember, no healing allowed – it’s all about the thrill of the fight!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 154 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon upon you. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a flash mob dance party in the town square?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 287 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Want to ride a pig into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a creeper to a dance-off? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can win virtual prizes that will make your friends jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, maybe stick to farming).
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 875 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 5355 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns with diamond swords, building a castle made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs.
But beware, LukeChads, because on our server, the cows have learned how to use TNT and the sheep are plotting a rebellion against the players.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our server. Just don’t tell LukeChads… they might not be ready for all the craziness that awaits them!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
On our server, you can unleash your inner rebel and take down virtual dictatorships with your trusty pickaxe and sword. Build towering monuments to democracy and justice, or just prank your friends with explosive traps and hidden dungeons. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this epic quest for freedom and fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot. Just watch out for those sneaky spies from North Korea – they’re always trying to sabotage our epic builds!
Join us today and help us overthrow the oppressive regimes of the world, one block at a time. Let’s show those Chinese and Russian autocrats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you stumble upon a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the mischievous indie mobs lurking in the shadows! Will you be able to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most creative players will survive this epic quest.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Indie Village, where players can showcase their unique builds and creations. From pixel art masterpieces to mind-bending redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless in this quirky and vibrant community.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you have what it takes to be a successful indie Minecraft player. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the indie gaming scene!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
